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penis panels

an object that helps your penis get longer

Person 1: penis panels
person 2: ok

by penis panels May 31, 2021


penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.

"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"

by wonderfullydead September 8, 2015


Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019


penis in your mom

when your penis is erect and in your mom

1. that penis in your mom and cums in her

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023


stupid penis guy

Me.

I am stupid penis guy

by stupid penis guy November 5, 2023


Penis Posse

A group of men that like to hang out and have group sex

He Ralph, do you want to hang out with the Penis Posse tonight?

by Zinrn March 21, 2019


PENIS BIG

u have a big male reproductive system

girl:you are small
You: No my PENIS BIG
Girl: Ok lets f***

by BIGBOI ;) October 19, 2018

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