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When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.
Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.
3.8 inches
wills penis
dang that’s small mate
wills penis
Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.
“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”
son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.
Frick penis can be used in two ways.
1. When you had sex with someone whose penis, either real or fake was DESTROYING or DISSAPOINTING in the bed. (To use the term Frick Penis you had to be the one below)
2. When someone is being mean or rude to you, you can refer to them as a person who likes frick penises in themselves. Its a kinder, lighter version of calling someone a freak.
1. Oh my god. His FRICK PENIS was killing my nigga ass. That night made me crippled, and I fucking enjoyed it.
2. You FRICK PENIS. Why is this good to you? Just please let me and my family go.
Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.
Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")
Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )