Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

sand bag

when a driver drives so slow you miss your turn

that old man sand bagged my turn

sushi in a bag

Means crazy af unbelievable

That super bowl was sushi in a bag!!

Ocracoke steam bag

The act of fillet and release out of season red snappers then Steam in the inlet and sacking the badge man in the ball bag and steam to the dock.

Hey billy I gave him the ol 1,2 buckle the shoe. His dumbass got the ocracoke steam bag.

Squid bags

When one penetrates the penis far enough in the vagina , feces come out and stick to the scrotum.

Aye bro when I was railing your mom, she gave me squid bags

Blonking bags

A term for fucking

“Im Blonking Bags with Debbie tonight man”

Flea bagging

Animal (mainly your pet) coming in your area and dropping his fleas off everywhere.

My dog is scratching thanks to the damn cat that came in flea bagging earlier.