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penis contact

when the penis contacts with the table

Guy 1: I had penis contact alst nite
Guy 2: what table?

by PENISMENFART March 10, 2022


penis tuna

penis inserted in tuna

Mark: yo dude, you ok?
Chris: no dude, im not. i have penis tuna

by Tooraa January 3, 2019


Penis smacker

When someone starts acting a bit of their shit, referring to sex in conversations, that don’t have anything to do with sex.

Stop being a penis smacker.

by PeopleSuckSometimes December 11, 2019


Penis Enis Game

The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.

One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis

The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.

Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is

Me: Penis

Him: Damn, nice block

Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.

by ericinman September 9, 2020


penis champ

When a moment is so swag that pogchamp doesn't just cut it, so you must say penis champ

Bro I just pissed myself, that is so penis champ!

by Penis champ September 22, 2020


penis bum chart

its when their is no emotion or word to describe how you feel or see

man I kinda feel penis bum chart

by DUCK FUCK QUACK May 1, 2020


Penis Flicker

1. someone that flicks a naked or hidden penis
2. a penis that flicks another penis
3. we wrote this shit because we were bored
4. penis flicking is not allowed in some countries
5. flick my penis at pornhub.com/flickapenis

Let me become your penis flicker.
My penis flicked your penis.

by Penis Flicker May 22, 2015