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A very very very very small penis
Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.
a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"
A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.
Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.
Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.
Man 1: Nice dude.
penis nigger fart is when a nigger farts and his penis jiggles
“Yo bro did you see Jayden he just had a penis nigger fart I saw it through his shorts!”
Someone who latches on the penis with their teeth or with a crack that latches on to the penis.
I’m going to latch on to this so hard like how a penis latcher would on the peen.
A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!