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When a group of four boys and one girl watch the uninvited and realize that the best line out of the movie was when a random balding older man screamed "THOSE BERRIES AREN'T GETTING ANY FRESHER."
"Night Drew. Those berries aren't getting any fresher."
"Night Jared, those berries AREN'T getting any fresher"
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Meaning to weigh down some one with your own problems, or to not help but add more issues to a situation.
Me:*Gets off work at the end of the day and sits on the couch.*
Roommate:*Roommate walks in.*"Man school sucks so fuckin bad, I had......long rant here..."
Me:"Get off me rock your sinkin man, I just got off work."
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A video in which a scottish man tells yoda to get out his gaff and throws a bottle at him.
Person 1: Have you seen the video called 'get out ma gaff ya green cunt"?
Person 2: No?? that sounds weird
Person 1: Watch it it's so funny
When you're smoking weed and you cough a lot, it will make you get higher
Chad: *hits blunt* cough cough
Dylan: bro you aight?
Chad: yeah man, the more you cough the more you get off.
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Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome
The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings
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a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.
and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...
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when there is a conflict that can only be solved by smoking weed.
(let's all just get along and talk about it)
George: hey man, i don't appreciate you cheating off my tests in history class...
Bill: i feel you bro, let's all just get a bong and toke about it