Nut-rage (noun) -When a male becomes uncontrollable with hostile and aggression because of the increased testosterone from not having an orgasm in a set period of time. Usually self-indused and intentional.
The relaxed bonobo monkey was eaten alive by a chimp with nut-rage.
Going a month without watching pornography caused the nerdy teenager to become a warrior full of nut-rage.
The crusades were fought by devout nut-raged Catholics and Muslims.
Masculinity will not be enoculated if more men have nut-rage.
When a person is served nuts in a bag and not on a plate, especially in first class like they should be.
Heather Cho went full on nut rage when she was served nuts in a bag like a peasant.
Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.
Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.
"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"
The salubrious feeling of putting Gold Bond powder on or around ones taint and/or fromunda pre-swamp nuts, giving the chilling sensation of Autumn Frost against the nuts.
"Bro my nuts is swampy, got any Gold Bond?"
"Do I got Gold Bond? I'm rocking these Frosty Nuts right now!"
A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"
James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."
Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.