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the best time ever! when a Rachel is your new best friend and you just can't contain your happiness
Person 1: is that Rachel?
Person 2: yes its Rachel Time
Phrase yelled around substitute teachers referring too “self pleasure”
Sub:Please go to page 420
Aj: IT’S BONE TIME
Charley and rest of class:HAHAHAHAHA
The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig
What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.
Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?
Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg
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Being born or in the wrong era
Wow, I don’t vibe with people my age. I must be out of time.
On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.
“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “
When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.
“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”
“He’s just getting out of bed”
“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”
Who wrote it and what's it called?
Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"