doing a ritchie

When you don't turn up to work cos your on crack

Person 1: Hey mate, where's ritchie
Person 2 : He's on crack as always, doing a ritchie

Do a barrel roll

Something everyone in school types in to the google search bar at least once

Trevor: Hey man, type Do a barrel roll into the Google search bar
Steve: Why?..
Trevor: Just do it.
Steve: Oh, that’s why. Haha

do you know da wae

A normiefied meme, if you use it after january 2k18 you big gay and a retard

retarded normie: do you know da wae
you: jump of a bridge you fucking normie go kys, this would be a beter place without you.

staffmas do

a staff xmas do or.... do staff at xmas

i have too many!! well is must have 20 letters and at least 3 words, mass staff do...

First we drink the coffee then we do the things

This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.

First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee

Do you know what?

Legend has it he still does not know what

I don't know why they wont let me change the plan. *long pause* Do you know what?

never do that

never do that

when they tell you

person 1: never do that
person 2: no! i wont