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Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.
Person 1: You know Jack Alan Coleman?
Person 2: You mean that nosy british guy? yeah, he sucks!
Jack Avery is the best singer from the boyband Why don't we! they're so talented n u should def check them out! Jack is: sweet, caring, funny, loveable, a great singer, a great dancer, hot, cute and has noodle hair!!
Jack Robert Avery is a curly-haired, hella fine looking boy
A person who is admired by many
A great person to talk to
Jack spence, the truest most loyal trust worthy person you will ever meet
I aspire to be a jack spence
I was to be just like jack spence
Your a great friend you are a jack spence
A Maintenance Jack is when you're taking a shit and decide to jerk off at the same time.
Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"
a jack o lantern made from a parsnip
Clean up those gander jack scraps
Basically a Michigander Jack o' lantern. It is a Jack O' Lantern carved from a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. The original jack o lantern in the folklore was a parsnip so it continues the tradition. Sometimes the leftover parsnip trimmings are used to make Pastys which are a regional dish
I carved some 'Gander Jacks with my parents last weekend. Our porch is looking very festive now and we made some kick ass Pastys