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a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid
Joey paid for Sarah’s bus ticket. She’s going all the way to Boston on a penis pilgrimage.
Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed
Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker
Someone who latches on the penis with their teeth or with a crack that latches on to the penis.
I’m going to latch on to this so hard like how a penis latcher would on the peen.
A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.
After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.
Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.