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Penis Smith

A person who's middle and last name also corresponds to his craft.

That one P. Smith has been penis smithing that spreadsheet pretty hard all week.

by Brink Soul Skater January 24, 2023


glisse-penis

Mechanical spray lubricant such as WD-40. A French Canadian slang used by mechanics and others trades working in the underground mines. When something is seized up and needs loosening you apply the Glisse-Penis onto it to free up any nut, bolt or shaft. Commonly heard in and around underground mines.

Hey Donny Passe moi le glisse-penis
This definitely needs some glisse-penis
Fucker seized pretty good. Get some glisse-penis on that stat.

by Ugminer September 16, 2020


Penis Fetus

What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.

Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.

by Joyful Journey July 2, 2023


Elephant Penis

I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.

"Please give me and Elephant Penis"

by The Grimm one September 5, 2022


Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 26, 2017


Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021


penis abomination

When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.

Last night I had a penis abomination.

by Wetpussydestroyer June 28, 2014