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When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.
Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.
When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles
Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.
The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.
"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"
"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"
A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.
She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.
1830s way of saying you fucked up.
God fucking damn it Sharon you Nutted on the cabinet .