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This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.
Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!
Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker
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Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.
Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.
If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."
Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
Inside 305 women and 23 kids and counting
Quagmires penis is very white after all that cum
Won the award for the largest penis found in the world
Big watermelon hoe: xElzu’s Penis is so big
big booty hoe: I wish I could have it
Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.
Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.
-TMG
A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position
Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle
A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position
Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle