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John 1: 19-51
chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa
John 1:19-51
chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa
A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤
When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”
Another way of saying that you are very gay
I like pasta, because guys are always on my mind.
"The Justice League movie is like leaderfins footpockets"
couldn't agree more
an outlaw in the wild west would be hung. this phrase is used to refer to the size of your penis as the same size as the rope.
Oh my god, Mark's cock was so big, he's hung like an outlaw!
I don’t think you do…
Am I right?
Do you like Fred Durst?