When you have consent to touch a penis.
Tracy's mans said she could touch her penis. Therefore it is a consensual penis.
a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid
Joey paid for Sarah’s bus ticket. She’s going all the way to Boston on a penis pilgrimage.
Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed
Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker
That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes
2 guys on roller coaster
“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”
Birds fighting using their penises.
Holy crap! I just seen a penis cufufel!
pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily
it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small
Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.
The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.