The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.
If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers
I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.
None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.
The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.
I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.
when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex
The teacher's gonna be on his case for monkeying about.
"yo do you know monkey king 2?"
"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"