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When you have sex with a female on their period, and the towel ends up wiping the blood on the skin.
"Oh my god, she left penis blush on me bro."
After sex, I left him a little penis blush so he can remember me by.
Peny Lane is a person whose cuteness is so intense, even the thought about her warms your heart. Peny Lane is my baby pie
A hug from Peny Lane gives me peace.
Someone who latches on the penis with their teeth or with a crack that latches on to the penis.
I’m going to latch on to this so hard like how a penis latcher would on the peen.
A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.