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Urban jousting

When two (male) hobos run towards one another at top speed with their erect genitalia pointed in the direction of the other in an adversarial manner with the intent to injure or main the other in a display of dominance.

Look at that display of urban jousting on the street corner. Someone is going to get hurt.

by Yolofactor6 April 18, 2021


How to use Urban Dictionary

Type in some silly joke or Something dumb;Some random word you think and start the fun!

Yeet - to throw something on full speed
Or something idk just search The Urban Dictionary... Thanks for reading How to use Urban Dictionary

by Asep Bin Udin (Kenziess) July 29, 2022


Urban Back Burner

A random, indefinite time period where Urban Dictionary rejects every definition that a person writes.

I seem to be on the Urban Back Burner as of late.

by Someone who kinda exists August 10, 2021


Urban Scorpion

A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.

Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"

by dopelesshopefiend August 28, 2017


Urban Scorpion

One who has never heard of urbandictionary, and therefore MUST have been living under a rock.

Mario had never heard of urbandictionary? What an urban scorpion!

by UrbanUploader May 24, 2015


Any name in urban dictionary

Any name in urban dictionary is made by someone who will lick the asshole of someone that name but will never actually ask them out because they’re a beta cuck

Any name in urban dictionary goes like this. Ex: michael “michael is a tall blond who will always love and cherish you. I want his big dick inside of me so I can ride it all night long uwu”

by Magnitude and Direction October 1, 2022


lainey urban

The best person in the whole universe and the prettiest and smartest person alive.

Lainey Urban saved my life.

by Abby blablabla November 21, 2017