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The act of sweeping ones nuts across a friend or enemies keyboard
Guy1: dude i just saw joe nut clacking your brother
Guy2: you sick fuck thats not cool
When two guys tie elastic strings to each others testicles and simulate a game of tug-of-war.
"Tony and I were rocking the Nut Bungee all night"
This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.
Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."
Oreo like substance found under nut sack..
While scatching my nut sack i notice some nut crumbles.
When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something
My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack
This involves a male or female to reach into a males pants, and graving his nuts/balls/family jewels pulled out of a male’s pants. To where the person who intends to do this action upon this male can see male body part/nuts/balls/family jewels. Then starts to add pressure to the nuts/balls/family jewels In a squeezing motion, for 1 minute during this period of time the male would be on the ground in pain bagging you to stop.
I was camping with my friends and classmates as my friends went into my room and taped me to the ground and taped my moth up then started to giggle as I woke up me: “what are you guys doing” but only they could hear as one of my friends started to do a Nut squash
Someone who is acting like a whinny little B****
Jack was being a girly bag of puss nuts today.