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Mark: yo dude, you ok?
Chris: no dude, im not. i have penis tuna
When someone starts acting a bit of their shit, referring to sex in conversations, that don’t have anything to do with sex.
The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.
One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis
The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.
Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is
Me: Penis
Him: Damn, nice block
Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.
penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.
The excruciating point right before ejaculation to determine whether you want to keep edging or climax
Guy 1: Why did you get that 1-nighter pregnant?
Guy 2: Got stuck in Penis Limbo and didn't pull out.
Guy 1: ok
It cuts off the tip of a penis.
You want me baby?
NO I HAVE A PENIS CHOPPER!!
a dildo strapped onto an airplane, under the fuselage around the landing gear area
G: What is that sticking below that A320?
V: that’s an airplane penis