do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

Do the thing you said you were going to do

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?

Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"

Whoppie-fucking-do

Used to express anger toward something that happened .

From "House of 1000 Corpses" (movie by Rob Zombie) , in this dialogue Baby (Sheri Moon) is making a move on the bespectacled nerd :

-It ain't past my bedtime
-Are you flirting with me?
-What? Oh, no.
(horn beeping)
-Great! They're back.
-Whoppie-fucking-do.(Baby is pissed off because the guys turns his back on her)

Do a Summerville

To take things to the point of no return then pulling out and disappointing people

My bride wanted a baby, but I had to Do a Summerville on her.

Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..

urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it

ilheu do tomas

"ilheu do tomas" is a rather important island in the maldives, dating back to the 1600s. Although there are no inhabitants as of today, it was once populated by a group of individuals who called themselves the "tomasturbandonum".

I visited ilheu do tomas a long time ago and it was rather magnificent....

Doing an Amber

Taking a shit. Laying down some cable. Pooping. Squeezing out a turd.

Shortened version of rhyming slang "Doing an amber turd"

Hey can't answer the phone sorry. I'm doing an Amber.