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After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.
Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.
When you shit on someone when they are drunk
John took a penis bruh on brad
a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid
Joey paid for Sarah’s bus ticket. She’s going all the way to Boston on a penis pilgrimage.
Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed
Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker
That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes
2 guys on roller coaster
“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”
a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"
This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.
Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!
Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker
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