When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative
Billy:Did you smash
Jonny:Nah she’s to much of a penis wincole
An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem
Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up
Small round circle thing that u stick into another frogs mouth
I went to the park and seen a frogs penis in another frog's mouth.
penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.
The excruciating point right before ejaculation to determine whether you want to keep edging or climax
Guy 1: Why did you get that 1-nighter pregnant?
Guy 2: Got stuck in Penis Limbo and didn't pull out.
Guy 1: ok
It cuts off the tip of a penis.
You want me baby?
NO I HAVE A PENIS CHOPPER!!
a dildo strapped onto an airplane, under the fuselage around the landing gear area
G: What is that sticking below that A320?
V: that’s an airplane penis