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how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 12, 2023


Do NO harm

NOT help A LOT and harm SOME, Jordan. You didn't have to play the game.

Hym "WOW! A cost/benefit analysis? Really? 'Even if I did harm the 12 people, I've helped way more than that" is not 'Do NO harm'. That's literally just 'if you help enough you can do some harm if you want and it's not a big deal.' You know? And quit listening to Eric. It's not a fucking retweet. Alright? It's a direct quote from a syndicated author and gjost writer who has directly inspired a multitude of creative work. Why does Alice in Borderland end with a close up of a Joker card? Is it because the guy who wrote 'The Joker' also wrote about how underrated the anime was and inspired someone to adapt it to Netflix? I don't know. You tell me. Seriously. I would LOVE to be regaled with all of the work I've inspired. This is what I mean by this being about 'becoming God unto Pharoah'. You quote me directly, smirk and have a laugh with your colleagues and in the context of MY situation, YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, Jordan. Just like you KNOW what the question 'Do you believe in God'means. This is just another instance of you being blindsided by your own inability to weasel your way out of things. Just DM me what what I want to know. You can do things you don't want to do. You don't need to be God unto Pharaoh. You have my name. Shit, everyone has my name. YOU have my DUNGEON MASTER'S NAME! Just... You know, take your own advice. I just don't get it. How are you AT ALL surprised by this?"

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023


something you've learnt to do so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this something you've learnt to do so well lately. This habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012


Do a Summerville

To take things to the point of no return then pulling out and disappointing people

My bride wanted a baby, but I had to Do a Summerville on her.

by The coal mole July 26, 2021


Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..

urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it

by My Password January 21, 2023


ilheu do tomas

"ilheu do tomas" is a rather important island in the maldives, dating back to the 1600s. Although there are no inhabitants as of today, it was once populated by a group of individuals who called themselves the "tomasturbandonum".

I visited ilheu do tomas a long time ago and it was rather magnificent....

by Yummysalad February 8, 2024


Doing an Amber

Taking a shit. Laying down some cable. Pooping. Squeezing out a turd.

Shortened version of rhyming slang "Doing an amber turd"

Hey can't answer the phone sorry. I'm doing an Amber.

by Nuggets of wisdom June 3, 2022