Swiggle your way out of this one

When an upset wife tells her husband try to get out of this sticky situation

Try to swiggle your way out of this one

One Thousand-Eleventy-One

A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.

“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”

I was in one

To be very intoxicated. Not completely blackout, but close. A term you use for the night after because you were too fucked up to think to say it the night of.

Person 1: Man I'm so hungover
Person 2: Me too, I was in one last night

one couch party

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.

"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."

One O'Clock Thought

where you wake up at 1 O'Clock and masterbait to porn

Hey your my very special "One O'Clock Thought"

one-eyed huckstable

Getting a money shot in the eye from a well do to african american. Even more profound if said african american is wearing a Cosby Sweater

Once in college I dated this black guy and he gave me a one-eyed huckstable. I should have felt ashamed, but I actually enjoyed it.

One beer

that one song by MF DOOM on the album MM...FOOD

Theres only one beer left, rappers all in our ears like we're deaf. tempt me, do a number on the label