Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at

FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.

15👍 7👎

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

72👍 50👎

Three Headed Goat

When 3 girls take turn sucking one guys dick.

“Bro I got the three headed goat treatment 😏”
“Stop lying bruh”
“Your the first dude this year😏can you Johnny and Tyler give me it 😏”

3👍 10👎

Purple-Headed yogart slinger

A more insulting way to say dick

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

10👍 4👎

purple headed womb beater

A name synonimous with the turgid penis

I rendered her disabled with my purple headed womb beater

10👍 4👎

cotton headed ninny muggins

Somebody who feels like they can't do something right.

Buddy the elf thinks he is a cotton headed ninny muggins because he can only make 85 etcha sketcha's instead of 1000 like the other elves. He is NOT a cotton headed ninny muggins because he is a human as pappa elf tells him. A good example of a cotton headed ninny muggins is somebody that blows a country to pieces because they THOUGHT they had weapons of mass destruction. What you know somebody that did that? Wow then we all know a cotton headed ninny muggins!

585👍 491👎

Poopy[head]

pooh~p~hed.
N.
someone who has poop in place of their head, or on their head. In both cases,its causes other normal human beings to be in disgust of the poopyhead.

YO my coach hit a line drive straight to my shin!

WOOOOOOW thats not nice! Poopyhead.

1👍 22👎