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September 20 is the day when you and all your friends make weird noises in class when the teacher looks away. When your teacher turns around and tries to find out who did it, act like it never happened. 😈
You: Yo guys! You know what day it is? Its September 20 !!!
Your friends: Finally!
*makes weird monkey noises*
Teacher : Uhm who did that horrendous noise?
You and your friends : *pretends to focus of work*
hamza-20 is smth. smth that may be known as a disease? maybe? god knows. hamza-20 bad. hamza-20 no good. hamza-20 is not good because sick. signs of hamza-20 are dry texting, possessive mannerisms , no humor. please be careful as the jake paul YouTube channel can cause severe hamza-20, stay out of there. you don’t want to sing the “everyday day bro” song 24/7. bye. hamza-20 is dangerous. SUGARRRR GAYYYY. ok bye.
“bro are you okay, you look sick?” “i listened to everyday bro yesterday man, i think i have hamza-20” “SHIT MAN GET AWAY FROM ME”
A crush you realized you had in the middle of covid 2020 😪
* the first week after they cancelled school*
Friend: Hey remember that guy from Xlt class
Me: ...yea
Friend: remember the sticky note it’s glue we put on his seat and he sat on
Me: stfu he was fucking cute... but he’s going to high school this year 😔✌🏿
Friend: Yooo that sounds like a crushvid-20
...
What?
There is no COVID-20. Not yet
“Man COVID- 19 SUCKS.”
“Really though, COVID-20 is so much worse”
*silence*
Something so bland, formulaic and mainstream as to be simply unacceptable.
That latest chart friendly hit by that prick's band is simply shitbox 20
$20 Trick is when people think that they can BRIBE the hotel front desk at a Vegas (or any hotel) for an upgraded room. This is not a trick but in fact a BRIBE.
Believe it or not you can ask nicely and if they have availability they will upgrade you for free.
Hotel clerks don’t have a magic “check box” that says “$20 Trick” and they click on it and upgraded rooms magically appear.
I did the $20 trick at Circus Circus and I got the clown deluxe penthouse suite with fountain views.
To Blow A Mfs Head Off Using A 12 Gauge Shotgun
Bro I Just 20 Pumped That Motherfucker Last Tuesday