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Falling down the stairs while putting a sock on
Jason was pulling an amber and ended up breaking his toe
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the act of performing manual stimulation or oral sex of the fellatio nature, then allowing the receiver to "blow his load" in the giver's hand, proceeded by the giver licking the cum from his or her hand. sometimes compared to blowing a load in the giver's mouth, but clearly not the same.
Guy 1: Hey man, how was your night?
Guy 2: Whoa dude, this girl I hooked up with totally gave me an amber job-- she licked my baby batter right off of her hand!
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Amber Renée Garrison Amick is a visual artist and designer with one foot securely fastened within her imagination. She is inspired by her childlike interests as well as experiences which have happened in her life.
Her artwork could best be described as a colorful, almost-psychedelic interpretation of the world around us. Perspective is bent and reality is altered with use of whimsical and mysterious imagery. POP art, innovation and decadent design come alive before your eyes in every project she takes on. Her work is inspired by the place one’s mind might go if they shut their eyes and hop into dreamland (or through the mirror).
Amber Renee paints her imagination on the world around her.
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When a female shoves her finger up your ass with no warning and no lube.
Damn! I was putting my pants on and my wife walked up behind me and ambered me.
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Two people who are madly in love and will be together for eternity. <3
I wish I was like Amber and Hudson.
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The act of dedicating in bed and blaming it on the dog
Omg I woke up and you totally pulled an amber alert, nuh uhh it was the dog
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The rare occasion when one pulls up to an intersection. The cars,in front of you, that want to turn and have their blinkers on, the blinkers, which are an amber color, start blinking in unison. All going on and off at the same time, in a perfect accord. The effect only lasts at a maximun of 3 seconds.
Yesterday at around 5:30, when i was at a red light, i saw The amber effect happen right in front of me when 5 cars were wanting to turn left! Shit was so cash!!!
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