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Poo Change

Inconvenient small coin change.
Sometime shortend to 'Pooey'.

Eg. While taking your time to pay for goods/service.

"Could you please wait while I offload some of my Poo Change?"

by Slavs March 22, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew poo

a small oval piece of hashish that has been transported into a country via the anus of a person of the jewish faith, usually a rabbi.

"man that jew poo is the strongest stuff i've toked on in a long time!"

by oo-err July 31, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Morning Poo

The solid boulder of poo that weighs you down in the morning due to a hearty dinner the night before.

Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.

"I feel so heavy and bloated this morning... better go do my morning poo."

by bear krills January 20, 2010

41๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poo Donkey

A turd with the length and girth of a horse's dick.

I 've been getting raped by a poo donkey for the last ten minutes!

by roxmokin October 28, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poo Puff

(noun) euphemism for a small amount of flatulence

Oh, gross... whats that smell!?

Calm down... it was just a little poo puff

by Fauxmosexual February 23, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bucky Poo

The god awfull, eye-watering turd laid the morning after getting drunk off buckfast. Bucky poo is characterised by its dark colour, its liquid and sticky consistancy, the near imposibility to wipe ompletely and its ability to burn the hairs on the inside of you nose.

1. God, i just splattered a mean bucky poo.

by A-bud January 31, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poo Chop

The act of taking one's hand and swinging upward into the colon of an unsuspecting victim, thus causing them to poo their pants.

A friend of my once did this to my buddy. The victim was picking something off the ground when the suspect "Poo Chopped" him right in the sphincter causing him to drop a deuce in his whitey-tighties, and run for the nearest "john".

by Phillip09 March 22, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž