The Book of Mormon, but in a more modern and more easy to understand way.
Arnold Cunningham is the prophet of the Book of Arnold
A piano book, is a type of book you strongly dislike or find boring. A book that you would use to keep your couch, or your piano level, if one of the legs was short, because you have no other use for it.
Book thumb is from holding open a book with your thumb and index finger for long periods of time, causing pain in your thumb muscle.
I've got terrible book thumb from so much reading.
When a person is so engrossed in a book they are unable to stop reading it until they finish the book.
She spend the entire day in a book coma, refusing to eat or take a break. When she got to the end and finally shut the book with a sigh of satisfaction, she realized she was starving and REALLY had to pee!
To over commit and book a job, no matter the consequence or the tears that result from it
"Joe, this customer wants their job done today"
"Book it Danno!"
A novel/book someone would read on the train, bus or other public transportation.
Known for it's lengthy and thick appearance.
Passenger - Look at that yuppie reading a train book.
Using a cloaked and/or fake Facebook account to spy on people you know, often while claiming that you do not use Facebook.
That sick jerk I have a restraining order against just got caught book creeping all over my Facebook page.
I've got a little book creeping to do right now but when I'm done I can teach you how I use roofies