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another way to say "big old stiffy". Funnier said with a southern drawl. It follows the same format as tig ass bitties.
Dave was walking around the other day with stig ol' biffy.
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a pair of large nasty sagging breast.
A pair of breast hanging out of a bra which are nasty, hairy, smelly, stinky, or have something which makes them undesirable unless you have a freaky fetish.
A pair of large breast which are sagging, wierd looking, deformed, or have veins which can be seen.
Person 1 :Hey look at that fat chick on the beach.
Person 2:Damn!!!! She needs to put those tig ol nasties away.
Person 1:I love my grandma but every since her surgery i have to help bathe her.
Person 2: Eww, I can't imagine those veiny tig o nasties staring at me.
Person 1: Dammmmnnn. Look at those Tig Ol Bitties.
Person 2; UGGHHHHHH. Those ain't tig o bitties, look at the hair, those are Tig ol Nasties lmao
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when something is sick ol pickles it's amazingly awesome!!
You are sick ol pickles.
- That movie was sick ol pickles
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Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).
After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.
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a gay who likes it in the ass-which leads to the stomach-hence 'guts" poofter obviously being another word for a fag
the poofter had it so deep it was in his guts!hence "check out ol' poofter guts"!!
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The wrecking ball is when your scrotum slaps against another persons face or genitals. It is executed during sex.
THE OLE WRECKING BALL however, is executed just AFTER having "safe" sex.
(1)Collect semen at the very tip of the condom before removing.
(2)Tie the condom off at the open end, keeping knot close to reserves. Hold condom by the tied off end, leaving tip of condom with semen to hang freely.
(3)Swing condom in circular motion with caution not to strike your self.
(4)Quickly use the ole wrecking ball to gently slap girlfriend (she'll hate you btw), or random club slag in the face while swinging in it in a circular motion.
Dont worry, her face will be fine. It's her dignity that will feel the weight of your OLE WRECKING BALL.
He didnt want her to think that the sex they just had meant anything, so he made sure to give her The ole wreckin' ball before telling her he had just called her a cab.
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