Robin: when is ur b'day?
Chiara: 2 June
Robin: oh cool, that's on treat your girlfriend day
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On 14th August 2020 FC Barcelona faced their heaviest defeat of 8-2 against World's Best Team FC Bayern Munich.
Club's Captain Pessi played a fake drama after the game.
"Look it's that 8-2 banter FC"
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2 Gryphon, famous for ranting and his comedy stand ups at fur meets. He has a website, where every Sunday night he puts out 2sense. Has very funny rants on his website. Ranging from anime to religion. He does it all.
www.ranting-gryphon.com
Is there a free dose of heroin in every DVD box of anime!?
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A game which is so brill you loose track of time and you eyes go all baggy after playing it all day
Mum: Aren't you having your breakfast?
Kid playing on Sims 2: ...
Mum: Aren't you having your lunch?
Kid playing on Sims 2: ...
Mum: Dinner???
Kid playing on Sims 2: When's breakfast???
(it's trying to say that the kid lost track of time)
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skate 2 is a game from EA . skate 2 is an awsome skatebording game 4 all the gamers 2 love. a good follow up from the former game skate.
dave: OMFG!!!! I HAVE SKATE 2
McLovin: STFU NOOB
jeff: SKATE 2 IS AWESOME !
dave: NO SHIT
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2 ounces. 1 finger = 1 ounce. Used when ordering a drink like a martini or shot.
"Hey barkeep...give me 2 fingers of gin and make it dirty"
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This day is Thicc Boi and awesome people yeet ugly noobs and everybody that is born on this date then they get hot girl friends
O my lord we should not fuck with him he is born on August 2
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