I Went There

I common retort used against the overly used phrase Don't go there.

Jerk #1 - Hey dude, I slept with your girl last night.

Jerk #2 - (Clearly pissed)

Jerk #1 - Oh that's right. I went there.

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i knew that

When one feels ashamed of what they thought they knew.

Person A: wow it's so weird that we have 7 planets when we only live on 1.

Person B: um there's 8 planets O.o

Person A: oh yeah, I knew that :D

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i c

Contraction of the words "I see." Usually used when one is annoyed, irritated, or simply doesn't care.

Person A: I got a PSP today
Person B: i c.
Person A: It is so sweet!
Person B: i c.

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No I Never!

What people say when they never did anything, but obviously, their grammar is no so very well.

NO I NEVER!!!!

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VVTL-i

Stands for Variable Valve Timing and Lift with Intelligence. Lift (L) kicks in around 6000 rpms. Used in Toyota motors. Cars with 2zz-ge VVTL-i include Celica GT-S, Matrix/Corolla XRS, Pontiac Vibe GT, and the great Lotus Elise.

VVTL-i kicks VTEC's ass.

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I was like

I said. Used when recounting something said, to idicate that the dialogue to follow may be a paraphrase.

Yesterday, Jesse pulled my hair again, and I was like "You are annoying"!

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ain't i

used when someone talks shit about you and its true. basically if they're hatin and they got a reason too you say "ain't i?"

comes from the song "aint i" by yung la ft. young dro & t.i.

hater: "damnn you look a little too sexy today"

me: "well ain't i?"

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