K Card

A K Card is what you have if you have not kissed anyone yet, after your first kiss, you lose your K Card, the person who you gave your first kiss to will always have your K Card

I lost my K Card when I was 7 years old, I wish i could get it back but she will have it forever

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K-ass

(also spelled "chaas")

chaos and trauma

a back-formation from K-atic, popularized by the nationally syndicated radio show The David Pakman Show

"That was a shitshow. Total K-ass."

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Lmao k

when someone types you "lmao k" they are in most cases really mad or they don't believe you
lmao means "Laughing My Ass Off" and is mostly used in positive way but when combined with "k" then the meaning is turning negative.

"yea and that really happened" Lmao k
another example
"Look Im really sorry.. " Lmao k

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K-Fed

To "K-Fed" someone is to impregnate a famous & wealthy woman with you only intentions being to collect a ridiculous amount of child support each month, like K-Fed did to Britney.

I'm gonna k-fed Ellen DeGeneres so I can get super-paid!

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k Pot

A slang term used to describe a Soldier's or Marine's Kevlar balistic helmet.

Hey man, I saw some ass clown using your K Pot as a basin.

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K/D

It's infinity during your life and 0 at the end of your life, unless you're a murderer.

Everyone's who didn't murder anybody and is reading this K/D is infinity.

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K-whopper

Trucker-speak for the Kenworth make of 18-wheelers. Called such because they are generally large and expensive, even for an 18-wheeler. Generally considered the Cadillac of 18-wheelers.

Hey Rubber Duck, I heard you bought a brand new K-whopper.

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