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A part time job with few hours
I'm a full time student but I have a 5 to 9 at Domino's after class.
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Receiving fellatio while you are in the process of clearing your bowels.
Damn Blimmer, your sister is dirty. She gave a number 5 to Lazarus and all his boys!
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Fictional State Police of Hawaii, named for Hawaii being the fiftieth state of the Union.
you better scram before 5-0 shows up.
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Freddie Mercury's birthday
It's literally c. 9 million other people's birthday too, but it's specifically Freddie's in my book.
On September 5 1946, Farokh Bulsara (Freddie Mercury) was brought into the world.
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National kiss a soccer boy day
the soccer boys are so cute!! Its November 5 which is national kiss a soccer boy day so i gotta pick one.
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If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.
*At diner*
'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'
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Adj. Meaning outrageously made up (due to the terrible channel 5 documentaries which are obviously written by someone tripping out on acid)
Dude, that's a channel 5 statement.
Also, simply 'channel 5' when someone lies outrageously.
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