February 13

the day when every single person doesn’t know what to do because it’s gonna be Valentine’s Day the next day so they panic and don’t know what to do or who to say yes to or who to ask and what to do it’s not the best day 🙄

Single Pringle: it’s February 13 the worst day of my life
Person:why?
Single Pringle:I don’t have a valentine for tmrw

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August 13

Kiss your cousin day!!

Hey cuzzo

Yea…
Today is August 13 ;)

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fuck 13

Derived from fuck 12, meaning fuck the police, this means fuck school, including but not limited to high school and college because saying fuck school just gets stale at some point.

(person 1) Dawg I got a detention for fallin asleep in history
(person 2) that's bullshit, fuck 13.

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Rule 13

Ignore all fears from and referring to the number thirteen.

"Hey, there are thirteen steps on this staircase, you think we should be up here?

"Rule 13"

"Nevermind."

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Rule 13

People on the internets need to inform someone when they are doing it wrong. This is the polite way of saying they fail.

Guy 1:I posted OVER 354 posts in one day!

Guy 2: Rule 13.

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december 13

National No Self Harming day!
Spread the awareness, please do not sh, hurting yourself is never the option. <3

"Guess what!!"
"What?"
"It's december 13!! It's National No Self Harming day!!"
"Really?!! I'll spread the news!! People need to hear this!!"

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November 13

November 13 is dumb bitch appreciation day

Its November 13 you know what that means!! ITS DUMB BITCH APPRECIATION DAY!!!!!

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