Bailey has the fattest ass, she is so hot. Everybody loves her
You should be scared of a bailey they are dangerous and you could wake up finding him in your bedroom watching he is a very good listen and gets very attached and clingy to the point where the would kill someone to get close to you
Adam:I seen bailey last night
Leo:I hope he didn't wasn't watching youbwhile you were a sleep
Adam:I guess we will never know
bailey can do my mum in the backseat anytime he wants he was a penis over the size of 42 inches and he knows how to use it
he 9s such a bailey
Hes a fucking abo man whore and is a nigger who got his pp sucked by a male which is hella gay
MAN 1)THE KID DOWN THE STREET IS SUCH A GAY CUNT HE GOT HIS DICK SUCKED AND THEN STARTED SNIFFING PETROL
MAN 2)HIS NAMES PROBABLY BAILEY
A curious but troublesome individual with a fucked up, but humorous view of life. He has a practical sense of humor as well as a surprising tolerance for pain. Enjoys the gym and has no nipples. A good analogy is punch first ask questions later. Fun fact, is the only human being who laughs whilst he is fighting. Commonly used phrase is, “Yoh, I’m going to fuck you up.” often followed by a cheeky chuckle. Just a heads up that the day he reads this is the day his brain grows larger than his nipples. He’s known for konking on one clite
Often used as a scapegoat. Eg “Oh my Fuck, Bailey!” When things go wrong blame it on Bailey.
A Bailey is a boy, who is caring, brave, courageous, and selfless. A Bailey normally is tall, handsome, has blonde or brown hair, blue or green eyes, and has an amazing smile. A Bailey isn't bound to one group of people he is friends with anyone and everyone. He isn't afraid to stand up for people. His love life is usually complicated most of the time he is friend zoned by girls, but he always has his heart set on one girl, the girl is usually his best friend and he is always afraid to tell her, how he feels. However, when he does he will either have his heart broken or have found the love of his life. A Bailey is an incredible friend and an even better lover, he loves to listen, and care for the people he loves the most, so much so he will always be willing to sacrifice everything for those he loves. If you ever find a Bailey hold on tight, and never be afraid to express your feelings to him, because he will always be afraid to express his to you.
Person 1: I miss bailey
Person 2: why?
Person1: I miss his smile and hugs, he always makes you forget all the bad!
Person 2: He does have that effect on people