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A homeless man who’s occupation is servicing men in exchange for their empty beverages cans. ( Preferably works in states or provinces with bottle deposit.)
Yo Lets take all your empties to the can clocker down the block.
Hell yeah ive been collecting my cans all week!
A term used for dropping a huge number 2 in a toilet and completely ruining it for any other person who will attempt to use it.
Kevin Murphy (as Bella) - "Well, seeing how we wrecked the bedroom; it only makes sense to wreck the can!"
Bill Corbett (as Edward) - "WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THAT, HONEY!
- Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, former stars of cult classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 during the Rifftrax of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.
a. That person was a complete tool can.
b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.
a fucking slutbag cumdump whore
S: “i fucking hate you bitch!”
T: “wow you’re being such a fucking touzer can!”
Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying.
Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!
"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"