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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a hypocritical, egocentric, lying, adultering piece of scum who has an IQ of a doorknob and bullies people into keeping their mouths shut about how much of a cruel, detestable knob jockey with a massive superiority complex the size of his over-bloated ego, while finding spare time for hobbies such as assaulting women but somehow still maintaining a strong fan base of mentally-defected 12 year old girls who are probably smarter than him. He's an illiterate dunce who's had life handed to him on a silver platter by his equally brain-dead brother, who's made a career out of making hilariously pathetic, immature and offensive videos like filming a man who decided to take his own life while in the process Logan Paul makes hundreds of thousands of dollars off of this poor man's demise. In short, o wouldn't piss on Jake Paul if he was on fire.

Jake Paul: "if you always remain the like the bigger person in life, regardless of the situation... that just shows, am I right? "

Meanwhile...

Jake Paul: *pushes a girl over because he lost a game*

by Mark Greenberg January 2, 2018

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Jake Peralta

Is a main character from the TV show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine". He often acts like a child. He is married to Sgt. Amy santiago And his best friend is Detective Charles boyle. One of his Catchphrases is "cool cool cool cool". won the first Halloween heist.

Jake Peralta is an amazing detective/genius

by joeyperalta August 17, 2021


Jake Snow

Unlike the cooler and more badass “Jon Snow” from Game of Thrones seasons 1-6, the “Jake Snow” of Game of Thrones season 8, simply stands around like a blank slate and only acts out of pure interest for his “Queen”, always kneeling in her presence and complying to whatever she demands with little to no self-control, dignity, or intelligence of their own.

“Dude, stop being such a Jake Snow, that girl is just using you.”

“But, she’s mah Queen. If she wants it, I’ll do it for her.”

“She’s literally using your credit card for everything!”

“Isn’t she beautiful?”

by SolusPrimus67 February 12, 2021


Jake Jones

A Jake Jones bust down is a cigarette that someone (usually jake jones) smokes down to the Newport sign and gives it to you. A.k.a a crappy bust down.

Let me get a jake jones. , Why did you jones me?

by Tree dwelling coalition May 28, 2016


jake sparrow

If you know a Jake Sparrow he most likely looks like that kid from toy story (the one who kills the toys).

Jake Sparrow looks like that kid from toy story lol

by fortfag June 23, 2020


jakes mom

The first woman you sleep with when you leave alcohol or drug treatment

I am happy that once you leave treatment you can have jakes mom.

by erbachjim September 1, 2015


jaked-out

A house party that gets shut down by the cops.

"This party's getting too big. It'll be jaked-out any minute now."

by Anonymous7777777777 September 11, 2006