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a taylor swift obsession is when you’re obsessed with taylor swift and would do anything for her. for example, when you hear a word from her song used in a basic sentence you’ll start singing it, when you see the number 13 or see anything related to taylor swift you’ll think of her and when you think of going to the eras tour you’ll start crying
“your taylor swift obsession is getting a bit out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
“excuse you? everything.”
Taylor Swift (Debut)
Fearless
Speak Now
Red
1989
Reputation
Lover
Folklore
Evermore
Fearless (Taylor's Version)
Red (Taylor's Version
The entire Taylor Swift album discography so far
Unseen, unheard, twack star production; jacking people's shit in the night.
"Did any of you jack my shit?"
"No!"
"Well It could have been me, I'm like a Swift Night Bunny, very quietly sneaking in and stealing y'all's shit."
The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.
Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.
Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,
Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,
Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “