Affectionate Buddies

to have an ongoing emotional and sexual relationship with another without being in a full on relationship together. the parties have been previously in a relationship with one another. the emotional attachment in this relationship is great, meaningful, and may even be love, but may not be announced publicly. the parties think about each other a great deal, and may communicate quite often. this is all in hopes getting back together in future.

feelings will include the need to; hold, see, talk, kiss, look deeply into each others eyes, caress body, run fingers through hair, fall asleep, cuddle, feed each other, love.

jane and john are dating, they break up, months after they realize they miss each other, they begin to become Affectionate Buddies in hopes to rekindle their previous relationship with one another although their love is already apparent.

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Buddy fucker

The friend that puts you in shitty situations

Principle: WHO GRAFFITIED the school's walls
Matt: it was joesph
Joseph: it was him I didn't do a single thing
Principle: both of you are responsible and you will be punished

Joesph: Matt you're a buddy fucker

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informer buddy

an automated law enforcement chat bot for instant messaging.

I think i'll Instant Message informer buddy and turn myself in for smoking marijuana.

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Buddy Paradox

Men who call everyone "Buddy" seldom develop close friendships, especially with other men. "Buddy" is actually a smokescreen for their anti-social nature. If they keep calling you "buddy," they aren't your buddy.

I thought he might become my friend, but he was just another guy with a buddy paradox.

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buddy-talk

Pro. BUH-DEE TOK
Intentional use of the word "buddy" (or other casual term of endearment) to subtly deter sexual advances from another person; typically used by females concerned that a male friend might be attempting to escape the friend zone.

1: "Dude, I don't think things are goin' anywhere with Julie..."
2: "How come?"
1: "Well I just came onto her and she laid some serious buddy-talk on me."
3: "OHHH, FRIEND ZONE FOR YOU, BUDDY!"
2: "Yeah, bummer."

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Squeeze Buddies

Someone you can hug and cuddle with, with no more expectations. Also, Squeeze Buddies are allowed access to the breasts. Similar to the Teddy Person.

Brad and I are Squeeze Buddies. We cuddle often.

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Buddy bouncer

a guy or girl that likes to bounce from one person to another, but the people are always friends. Similar to homie hopper.

“I fucked Chelsea last week.”
“What no way! I fucked her last night. What a buddy bouncer.”

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