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The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo
“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN
When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.
Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.
Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.
How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!
When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop
Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu
Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow
1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones
2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template
"What was that drink you left on my desk?"
"Bone hurting juice."
"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"
Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.
He's got the hoots and the hurts.