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When a girl is goin down on you, you pull your dick out and slap her on the forhead with your dick while it still wet to show whos the King
I gave my girl a kings crown last night to show her whos the king
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A brand of Malt Liquor produced by Anheuser-Busch particularly being in forty ounce bottles. Very inexpensive and smooth tasting.
Hey grab me one of those forties...Yeah, the King Cobra...
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Fast food restuarant u order burgers at. Better than Mcdonald's.
Boy 1: Lets go to Burger King
Boy 2: Yes let's go.
Boy 1: It is better than Mcdonald's.
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During sex, the act of having the male ejaculate onto the female's pubic hairs and then use his right hand to spike them up, the conclusion to this stunt usually involves the male carrying the female around on his shoulders giving the illusion of him as Don King.
"Dude me and Heather went out last night and had dinner, and then when we got home we sat by the fire and I gave her a Don King"
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Easily the greatest performing guitarist today, and arguably ever. B can be traced to virtually every blues and rock guitarist, and has influenced such greats as Jimi Hendrix, Tinsley Ellis,Johnny Copeland, Albert King, And Stevie Ray Vaughn. B.B. is often credited with inventing the sound and style of electric blues, and, although 80 years of age now, is still a total badass on the guit-fiddel.
I saw B.B. King live today, and there were bags under our chairs to catch the drippings in the event of a face melting solo
I creamed my Jeans several times during my air guitar session along with my favorite B.B. King Album
If Jimmy Page and B.B. king shared a stage, the music that would ensue would demolish the assholes of everyone within a 500 billion mile radius.
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King Kullen is a large grocery store manily located in Longisland New York. Founed my Michael Cullen, they claim to be "Americans Fist Supermarket!". Their theme song plays raidly throught out the day, and gets stuck in your head to the point where killing yourself is a good idea. Their prices are a little more expensive than others, but do double the couponds. The gorcery store employees are all 16 year old girls and middle aged women who look completley miserable while they ask for "paper and plastic", but no matter what you say, they'll just give you plastic. Any young man that works there, are the stock boys who do nothing but steel the food that they are stocking. The store does have its quircks though. Every 20 mins or so, the song "Singing in the Rain" is played while the vegtable sprinklers are turnned on. The store is even decorated for every single American holiday, and are also open for every holiday. All and all, the employees are a drab, but the store isnt that bad.
Jen-"Welcome to King Kullen, do you have any couponds?"
Coustomer-"Hello, and why yes i do! Thank you for reminding me!"
Jen-"Ugh God damn it."
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King los is a rapper from Baltimore. He's amazing and is bringing the game back to Baltimore.
Guy 1: have you heard of the good ass rapper from the 410
Guy 2: yeah king los? He's good as shit
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