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A state in which a person is generally lethargic, lazy, and very full from eating a large meal. A large meal shall be defined as a meal containing high amounts of carbohydrates.
After eating such a meal, a person usually cannot eat anymore because they are too tired to carry on.
A common cause of such weariness can be directly related to eating turkey at Thanksgiving. Turkey contains Tryptophan, a sleep inducing chemical.
Another cause of food coma comes from drinking too much wine with a big meal.
The real cause of Food Coma comes from eating too much carbs that will eventually break down in the stomach, causing an inordinate amt. of blood to rush to the system.
To releive the effects of food coma, one can unbutton their pants so their stomach can expand beyond normal perameters.
Also, it is advised that a person take a short nap, followed by a large dessert.
Gee adam, i'm really tired. I think the tryptophan in that turkey is putting me to sleep.
Tasha was so full she unbuttoned her pants to help releive her Food Coma before taking a nap.
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An individual who steals and eats other people's food, such as from the break room refrigerator at work.
Archer: There's my favorite section head!
Pam: I am dealing with the breakroom problem!
Archer: Oh, good, you caught the, uh, oh wait, I had something good for this... the... "Pita Predator".
Pam: You know what?
Archer: ...Sorry, let's just call it what it is: food rapist.
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Has a large belly and scoopies that feel like pudding. dont go near his food.
"Connor raved through the fridge like a food demon"
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The bitchinest grocery store that was ever created
I went to Cub Foods today, it was fuckin awesome
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The effect of eating so much that your stomach resembles a pregnant woman's.
"Wow I'm full, look at my Food Baby."
"Gee that burrito really gave me a Food Baby."
"Dude I got to go I'm about to give birth to my Food Baby."
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A type of Trash that is food. Most commonly used by white trash. Word originated In Libertyville, Illinois. Just another funny word...
Jenny- Eric, Take out the damn "FOOD TRASHHHHH!"
Eric- Mom just shut the fuck up
Jenny- Eric im not gonna tolerate your shit
*Jenny slaps her son*
*Eric being a bitch crying*
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Liberal newspeak term to paint America as a bad place keeping inner city people down. Food Desert refers the lack of fresh fruits and vegetables at every tiny convenience store.
Jamal lives in a food desert and must live on two dollar butterfingers, chips and two dollar Nehi purchased from the Korean store owner. Otherwise Jamal would have to walk, bus or bike a three miles once a week for real food and he ain't got time for that shit. Besides, Jamal likes Butterfingers and said you can shove that arugula.
I told the Ethiopians we have food deserts in Baltimore so stop your whining.
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