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When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.
Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
The amazingly long-lasting gum from Stride that changes flavors. The pattern goes something like this:
Berry--> Mint--> Shit
Its suprisingly good, up until the berry get too entense and the mint becomes to strong. Then it tastes pretty bad.
Hey, have you tried this gum? It's called Stride Shift. I'll try it. Mmm, berries! Oh, cool! It tastes minty now! Woah. What the fuck? This is awful!
When you get jerked in the drivers seat of the car
Lean over and gear shift me
Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia
“Im shifting!”
“I’m shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want?”
Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia
“Im shifting”
“Im shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want.”
an alcoholic drink, typically for free, after work.
Liv cant have a shift drink with us because she's not 21 yet.
Working more than 24 hours of overtime
Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift