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When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.
Similar to Dirty Panda
I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
A mixture of champagne, semen, and pussy juice, mixed in the vagina, which the dominant woman makes the male drink.
Bob does'nt wear the pants in that relationship, she makes him mix french milkshakes.
When you add glue to a milkshake to make it taste better. The glue, not the milkshake.
Man 1: Dude, don't you hate when your glue tastes so bad?
Man 2: Try a Sticky Milkshake. It makes it taste better.
The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.
Those huge sunglasses that hot women (milkshakes) tend to wear.
I know that chick was staring at me through those milkshake goggles.
Internet slang for when something was likable, but turned out to be bad. It refers to the time Waffle House debuted their new duck flavored milkshake, which everyone loved, but then everyone found out they made it by putting an entire unclean duck in a Vita-mix.
“Such a bummer, when a trusted corporation everyone loves suddenly turns into a milkshake duck.”
When a flaccid penis achieves orgasm through aggressive shaking.
“ I woke up out of a dead sleep ... next thing I knew, I was milkshaking all over myself... “