A guy who farts in public and never admits its him. He doesn't know how to wipe his ass leaving shit stains in his underwear. The guy can clear an entire mall with just one fart.
Police: please evacuate the premise there has been a atomic bomb detonation
Person: No that was just Adrian
The name of a god. Hearing his name, Adrian, produces subconscious orgasms - that's why you like it. Hear the musicality of Adrian. Repeat it, feel it - live it.
Being besides him makes you happier by the second, being together with him is called Heaven. Gentle, his touch makes entire worlds crumble to dust.
Adrian initiated Aphrodite.
Adrian identifies as HIM!
The is the luckiest guy in the world, his partner must be the most beautiful on earth
Wow adrian is so lucky look at his partner
Something that can't be shattered, cracked, or easily destroyed is unbreakable. If your new cellphone is truly unbreakable, it will hold up no matter how many times you drop it on the floor.
So you must wake up every morning knowing that no promise is adrian, least of all the promise of waking up at all.
someone who is adorable and deserves the world, I like them a lot but they won’t know.. they already do. But they don’t know who is writing this. If they find out then they will contact meee >////< I think they are just so cute!
Me: There is my Adrian!
Friend: uhh you weirdo..
Adrian is the king of dumbbells and really loves his PlayStation. Adrian loves to wear co-ordinated gym clothing and is a sucker for any brand or label. He likes expensive things. He goes gray at a very young and tender age and may be considered to be 20 years older than he actually is. He hates curry and farts in his sleep a lot but has the cutest sleeping face and the bluest eyes when he is guilt-free. Adrian helps others a lot and often forgets that he is amazing. He loves animals especially dogs and lives to hang out with dogs like they are his only friends. Adrian is going to be the Prime Minister of Canada one day. If you know an Adrian, give that man a bells! (Or a protein shake).
Hey, Adrian has a nice bum. I wonder how many squats he does!
“ Hey, who is that fully clothed in black puma?” Definitely Adrian
Seems like a gamer girl weeabo at first sight but if you get to know him you will realize he sometimes worth your time and is extremely funny. He is pro musician and loves wilbur soot
Person1: OMG ITS GAMER GIRL
Person2 Probs An Adrian