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jamal the onion lord

The name of Jamal the onion lord has great meaning, he is the god of the religion of Jalape. He is the main god and he has a twin brother named Lamaj who is the devil. The two fought for many years until Jamal finally defeated his evil brother. He now rules all the realm of the onion afterlife.

Praise Jamal!!! For he is the onion lord!!!
Jamal the onion lord: the god of the religion of Jalape

by Jenstentown January 11, 2017


fry my onion

A term for when you plan to make a 'bloomin onion' while on too much of the za.

Commonly done on celebrity shows

"Hey man why are yiu smiling?"
"Oh, I just can't wait to fry my onion tonight, like on the celebrity shows"

by sillydillybilly September 13, 2023


Packing Serious Onions

An amazing large female booty that can make a grown man cry.

Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.

I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.

by ChiBoi27 April 20, 2011


onion flavored rings

The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.

"Mom, can we get onion flavored rings?"
"Just say Funyuns dear. It's easier on the mouth."

by killerflame157 February 22, 2018


Miami Onion Box

A bikini clad crotch at 8pm marinated in Hawaiian Tropic and infused with a day's diet consisting of Ceviche and mimosas rendered on a white sandy beach for 4-8 hours.

Tina was so wasted after her day at the beach, that she went to bed without washing out her Miami Onion Box.

by Coldread Official July 19, 2019


ickle pickle onion

A term of endearment and affection towards a close friend, often used by a Weez!! :-)

Used as phatic talk

I love you my ickle pickle onion
I love you too my prude prune

by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez July 3, 2006

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french onion

basically a faggot who is french and proud of it

they usually have no personality and have no friends.

girl: So what are you?

guy: 100% french...you know what that means...

girl: Ew a french onion? Shoulda known...Well bye.

by sjafhkjdfg April 29, 2011

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