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This is the act of reaching up and pinching the balloon knot of your partner and then applying pressure with your tongue and humming the Australian National Anthem in the key of D major while giving a short but stout tug on the left nipple with a pair of vise grips and then using the other hand you fire up the dremel with a preloaded cutting wheel and you carve your initials in the partner's asscheek just as you are about to blow your load on the back of their neck and forehead
Robbie was quite sore after Rick gave him a Australian Anus Augmentator.
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The urbanian way of asking for anal sex.
Sscuse me,maaam!But can I prolapse your anus?
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Leaky anus syndrome (LAS) is a disorder in which bodily fluids involuntarily escape through the anus. The sufferer is generally in discomfort and releases a terrible smell. A relatively common form of LAS is lagranus.
Tabitha--that girl that works on floor 82--has leaky anus syndrome and everyone runs away when they see her and her anal handkerchief coming. The path which she takes stinks for a few hours after she passes or until someone sprays air freshener!
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when someone,usually a male, clamps there ass cheeks on a persons nose(usually alseep) and then farts. a very horrible experience.
chris:dude last night i gave fred an anus fly trap
jp:he deserved it.
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A pun on the name of Greg Louganis, the openly gay American Olympic swimming champion. Loose Anus refers to the tendency of a homo-sexual mans butt-hole being adversely affected from obvious misuse. A good funny name to call anyone who might be or appear to be gay, Greek or a swimmer.
"Good show at the swim meet 'ol chap, maybe you'll be the next Greg loose-anus"
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simile. 1: A term used to describe a room, piece of clothing, or other enclosed space that is uncomfortably hot and stuffy.
"Yeah, well it's hot as a swampy anus in this thing, so I'd appreciate it if you just told me what the hell I'm supposed to do, so I can do it."
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When you put a handful of fire ants and sand in your partners ass and fuck them in it. After you're finished with your business, take what's left over of the colony and put it in a blender and make a smoothie then you share it with you're grandparents.
Damn that Village in my Anus left me raw, at least it tasted great afterward.
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